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Comments

buy porn instead of watching it on newgrounds

=D Your suggestion could be taken into consideration...actually not really.

well unless you do that or smoke there's really nothing else besides

being able to break the law and be tried as an adult
waste your money on lotto tickets
sign your name on papers

Sign your name of papers.....

Interesting

Better go buy some pens. Thanks for the suggestions =D

np :P happy birthday

Thanks =D

I'll rob a bank, then buy some lotto tickets, sign an agreement with Playboy and buy the mansion.

you should come out and have a smoke with me you pansy.

My life long dream is finally coming true. =D

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

things to do: A Barrel Roll

THANKS!
I better go order an Arwing then...

Happy Birthday!

Now you too can be that creepy guy at the bookstore who's only there to buy porn, but he pretends to be buying books to hide it even though he isn't really fooling anyone.

Thanks, I've always wanted to be a creepy guy =D To the bookstore!

The video says it all:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEberYaTZSE&feature=channel_page">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEberY aTZSE&feature=channel_page</a>

ROFL that was great.

Happy Birthday!!
Now u r a big boy :D

Yea, no more diapers for me =D

Go vote for stuff!

You can.....count on that

Who's awesome? You're awesome!

Happy birthday!

Awesomeiam =D

Thanks

HEY Happy B-day :D

Thank you!

Happy Birthday!!!

Thank you!

Happe birthday , now that you're 18 you can legally ... go to war

Time to Defend my country....

at the comfort of my home.

I made a mistake before O.o
you are 13 months older :P not 11

I don't take mistakes lightly

You're 18? It's time to... Get a job! |:O

You read my mind!

happy bdays dude!!!!!! :3

Thankz =D

Happy birthday!

Now, go buy some cigarettes, get a subscription to Playboy magazine, have fun at the better dance clubs in town, enjoy a strip club (go with friends to keep the perv vibe low), and for God's sake VOTE!

The wise words of Mongoid....I must obey!

Happy birthday SamLam.

Hah just playin. :D.

Thanks =D lol

Happy birthday! Now you're old enough to have a few beers and party on! W00t!

Remember kids: Don't drink and drive.

Thanks =D

Well actually in the US the drinking age is 21.

Happy Birthdayyyyy SamIAm! Glad you could survive another year! :D

Thanks, I am also glad I am still alive!

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